I always knew I was above average:
The average British male spends six months of his life ogling women, a new study reveals. The first thing the average bloke will look at is the breasts before working down to the bottom and then the legs.
From ananova.com
As I’ve already told you…..hmpf! This is certainly a time when I would prefer it if you were BELOW average!
I’m only 24 and I think I’ve used up my six months.
Hopefully this has a positive correlation to an increased life expectancy and not a negative correlation.